Give Them The Laugh They Deserve
From shade to sentiment, enjoy cards and gifts that hit that sweet spot between funny and a little too honest.
Create quality products and laughs for people who love hard, laugh harder, and can’t resist a little side-eye.
Quality Isn’t Optional.
Whether it’s a card or a keepsake, every Petty Paper product is crafted to last, thoughtful design, premium feel, zero shortcuts.
Bold Looks, Big Personality
From playful illustrations to clever layouts, our products combine color, form, and personality for a style that stands out in any space.
Real Talk, Real Laughs
From side-eye sarcasm to inside jokes, our products hit the sweet spot between brutally honest and hilariously relatable.
Valentine's Day Favorites
It's just around the corner!
Kawaii Floral Bouquet
To Me You're Trash
I Love You Beary Much
I Love You Elote Pun (Girl)
I Like Loving You
You're My Christmas in July
Fan Favorites
We'll make it easy for you, these bad puppies are typically what our supporters enjoy the most, check them out!
Annual Aging Ceremony
Hot Chocolate Bunny
Snarky Book Lover Gift
A Toast To Your Graduation
I Know Where You Live
A Toast To Your Birthday
No Longer Living In Sin Doodle Angel
Hang In There, Dark Humor
Rotation Around the Sun
Minimalistic Sarcastic Anti-Birthday
Over 800 Five-Star Etsy Reviews
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Very funny. This is for my sister. We have a good twisted sense of humor so it's perfect!!
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Very fast shipping! The card is hilarious!!! I bought it for my brother...he is going to LOVE it! Thanks for the quick and easy transaction!
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These greeting cards are lovely! They're rich looking, made of high quality materials, and are a gift by themselves.
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Absolutely amazing customer service! Best customer service I've received on Etsy, in fact. The card is beautifully designed and crafted. I love the choice of envelopes. I'm definitely a customer for life!
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This is a hilarious card and was perfect for our son and daughter-in-law who recently got married after 7 years and 2 kids! They loved it!
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Hilarious!!! Tomorrow is my sister-in-law's B'day & I'm looking forward to hearing her laugh! Thank you so much for the quality-made, funny card.
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