Create quality products and laughs for people who love hard, laugh harder, and can’t resist a little side-eye.
Quality Isn’t Optional.
Whether it’s a card or a keepsake, every Petty Paper product is crafted to last, thoughtful design, premium feel, zero shortcuts.
Bold Looks, Big Personality
From playful illustrations to clever layouts, our products combine color, form, and personality for a style that stands out in any space.
Real Talk, Real Laughs
From side-eye sarcasm to inside jokes, our products hit the sweet spot between brutally honest and hilariously relatable.
Fall and Winter Favorites
So they're obviously yours too, right!?
Thankful Kawaii Thanksgiving Turkey
Happy Thanksgiving Feast
Thanksgiving Turkey Joke
Happy Thanksgiving Kawaii Thanksgiving Turkey
Whimsical Thanksgiving Feast
Fan Favorites
We'll make it easy for you, these bad puppies are typically what our supporters enjoy the most, check them out!
Minimalistic Annual Aging Ceremony
No Longer Living In Sin Doodle Angel
Snarky Book Lover Gift
Hot Chocolate Bunny
Meowy Christmas Wreath
A Toast To Your Birthday
Rotation Around the Sun
Minimalistic Sarcastic Anti-Birthday
Christmas Icons Holiday Doodle
Happy Birthday, You Fossil
What's so special about Petty Papers' Greetings?
We've heard it time and time again, our products, top-notch. From Partners to customers, our cards are so good they'll want to frame it, and you best believe that's intentional!
100% Cotton Paper
Because trees have had enough. Our paper is eco-conscious, luxurious, and soft to the touch, so your message feels as good as it reads.
Paper As Hard As The Words
Substantial, sturdy, and unapologetically premium. These aren’t your average flimsy cards, they feel like a gift in themselves.
Prints That Leave A Mark
High-quality printing that brings every design to life. From bold colors to sharp details, our prints ensure your card or gift looks striking, memorable, and impossible to ignore.
Envelopes That Speak
Embossed matching envelopes that don’t crumple under pressure. Because your card deserves a first-class entrance.
What our supporters have to say.
★★★★★
Very funny. This is for my sister. We have a good twisted sense of humor so it's perfect!!
★★★★★
Very fast shipping! The card is hilarious!!! I bought it for my brother...he is going to LOVE it! Thanks for the quick and easy transaction!
★★★★★
These greeting cards are lovely! They're rich looking, made of high quality materials, and are a gift by themselves.
★★★★★
Absolutely amazing customer service! Best customer service I've received on Etsy, in fact. The card is beautifully designed and crafted. I love the choice of envelopes. I'm definitely a customer for life!
★★★★★
This is a hilarious card and was perfect for our son and daughter-in-law who recently got married after 7 years and 2 kids! They loved it!
★★★★★
Hilarious!!! Tomorrow is my sister-in-law's B'day & I'm looking forward to hearing her laugh! Thank you so much for the quality-made, funny card.
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