Greetings served with well-deserved side-eye.
Funny, sarcastic greeting cards and gifts for birthdays, breakups, and everything in between.
What do you need?
We've got something for just about every occasion, awkward situation, and questionable life choice.
A better kind of card, obviously.
Handmade
Independently Owned
Made in the US
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These bad puppies are typically what our fans can't get enough of, so we know you’ll love them too!
Love You Till The End
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Funny IOU Gift for Mom
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Raising Me Deserves More
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I Know Where You Live
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Hot Chocolate Bunny
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More Ways To Enjoy Petty
Gifts and More
Coasters, Calendars, Art Prints, and more, we've got you covered.
We started small and snarky, but that's just surface level.
We got tired of the usual store bought card, so we made our own, but our goal is bigger than just snarky cards, our goal is to build a brand that will create living-wage jobs that can support families and beyond. Want to learn more? The full story’s waiting, learn about us!
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From the Blog
At some point, you’d think we would have learned our lesson. Between our amazing stockists, Etsy shop, and our very own website, we've stamped over...
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Oh look, Petty Paper Exists, Why Though?
If you've ever needed a card that says "no longer living in sin" you're the exact person I'm making this for.
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